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Common Player Character Race

this is not a complete list of player races, players have been known to choose with the GM's concent all types of strange creatures for there player characters.

Bownies these woodland creatures take great pleasure in playing tricks of all sorts
STR	7
DEX	7
BRA	12
CON	8
CHR	15
POW	14
Special Abilities	Tricks
Special Defences	None
Special Attacks	None
they usually wear different shades of ... wait for it.... Brown, they live in woodlands and sometimes with pixies, when they can stand them, in combat there as likely to try and play a trick of some kind against there foe as fight them, as a rule brownies don't like violence much prefering to see there opponent fall flat on his face into a custard pie than see them dead. Saying: "Hey, I've got this realy good idea....whisper....whisper....he, heee."

Centaurs these creatures are half horse half men, they have the body and legs of a horse, where the neck of a horse would be they have the body arms and head of a man
STR	12
DEX	13
BRA	10
CON	10
CHR	12
POW	10
Special Abilities	None
Special Defences	None
Special Attacks	None
they usually wear very little clothing, and live in small setelments, both with other races and on there own, they prefer spears in combat but some use lances Saying: "Charge!"

Dwarves The Dwarves are hardy folk are about 4 to 5 feet tall, have a natural affinity to Demons mining and stone, they hardly ever make good magic users, as the magic of the SSKiller world flows differently through them. They make the best wizards, and all devices of wizardry are usually made by dwarves. They make great engines that pull people in carts from place to place, upon opening the fire box of these machines, you will find a number fo Demons running on wheels, pulling pullys and doing other strange things. They also make the fire starter demon boxes, a small box the size of a match box, when a catch is pushed (and usually the box threatened to be dunked under water,) a small flame comes out of the end.
STR	12
DEX	9
BRA	9
CON	11
CHR	12
POW	5
Special Abilities	Affinity with Demons, Mining & Making things
Special Defences	Not affected by Stun
Special Attacks	None
Dwarves wear browns, greys and other earthy colours, live in cities under ground, mine metals, wear metal armour, they all have beards, even the women and use axes and hammers above all weapons. Saying: "Gold, Gold, Gold, Gold, Gold, Gold, Gold."

Elves The Elves live in woodland, they are tall about 6 and a half to 7 feet tall, graceful and quite aloof (Stuck up) and have pointy ears. They run about laughing and frolicking in the woods when they are with other Elves, as a people they have several different groups, mainly, nice Elves, and not nice (Dark) Elves. In war they have many very specific groups. Eg.:- The Elven Airborn. Riding on the backs of great eagles, they fly behind enemy lines, then jump from the great eagles backs, and when near the ground cast levitate, and float the last few feet to the ground. The Elven TreeGuard (Bungee Elves). They wait up in trees for enemies to pass, then fling themselves out of the trees with magical ropes tied to there feet, when they near the ground, they snatch there intended targets up into the trees, and drop, capture or steal them away. As you can see by these two examples they are a strange race who use magic and love trees and animals of the forest.
STR	10
DEX	14
BRA	11
CON	9
CHR	11
POW	11
Special Abilities	Affinity with Trees
Special Defences	Hiding Skill in woodlands 15
Special Attacks	Surprise in woodlands
Elves are mainly found in woodlands, wear green, blue, pink, white, and other bright and happy colours and use bows and swords over other types of weaponsSaying: "Go away and bother someone else you horrible Dragon." Sizzling Sound...

Gargoyls these strange creatures look like stone statues of strange beasts, some with wings some without
STR	14
DEX	8
BRA	7
CON	8
CHR	9
POW	8
Special Abilities	Some Flight
Special Defences	-2 Row Hide
Special Attacks	None
Gargoyles prefer to make there homes in high places, they have no fear of the weather as it affects them little, they are sometimes mistaken for statues Saying: "Look at all them peoples, they look just like ants. I wonder if they squish like em?"

Gnomes The Gnomes have a similar heritage to Dwarves are about 3 to 4 feet tall, where dwarves love mines and stone Gnomes love fishing, there isn’t much else to say about these hardy little fishermen, except they have a tendency to make there houses out of toadstools and say “Hey Man” a lot.
STR	10
DEX	10
BRA	9
CON	10
CHR	10
POW	10
Special Abilities	Resistance to poison 15
Special Defences	Immunity to Stun
Special Attacks	None
Gnomes wear browns and greens, live in small villages and rarely use weapons except in defense. Saying: "Hey totally cool man, look at the funky colours."

Goblins Goblins are akin to Orcs about 4 to 5 feet tall, they tend to travel with Orcs, look like smaller weaker versions of Orcs, and are probably related to Orcs, they make up the Orcs first attack waves, not because they are brave, mainly because there scarder of the Orcs than who there attacking. Goblins tend to travel in large numbers and prefer stealth to strength when they get the chance.
STR	9
DEX	12
BRA	7
CON	9
CHR	10
POW	10
Special Abilities	None
Special Defences	None
Special Attacks	None
Gobling wear anything they can get there hands on, when there not with Orcs they live in loose groups mainly in nomadic tribes, but on occasion in abandoned mines or caves. They use any weapon they can but prefer others to do there attacking, or attack in great numbers, or attacking from a location they do not get attacked back from. Saying: "I not hit that, it bigger than me..."

Halfoots Halfoots are hardy little people about 3 to 4 feet tall, looking something like a child, they love eating and relaxing, dislike hard work and live to around 150 years old. They make good scouts as they are good at running away.
STR	8
DEX	13
BRA	10
CON	12
CHR	10
POW	9
Special Abilities	Running Hero Skill
Special Defences	None
Special Attacks	None
Halfoots wear all colours and live in burrows, albeit luxury condo type burrows, they use short swords, and bows as a preference. Saying: "You check in the cave for the monsters, I'll stay out here and make sure they don't eat the horses."

HobGoblin these creatures are a much bigger version of Goblins 5 to 6 feet tall, they tend to be bully's if they can get away with it, they have limited intelligence.
STR	12
DEX	12
BRA	7
CON	9
CHR	10
POW	10
Special Abilities	None
Special Defences	None
Special Attacks	None
they tend to wear any armour they can lay there hands on, they tend to like dull colourd clothing and live with Goblins or Orc's, in combat they if they can't find a goblin, use javalins ansd long swords, they believe in swamp tactics, the more goblins they can throw at there enemy's the fewer enemies there will be when all the goblins are dead. Saying: "Get to it, you horrible little worms.."

Humans What can you say about these? Blood thirsty, ruthless, stupid, to say but a little, you know, just look out of the window and you’ll see some. There the ones walking up the street, the ones about man sized 4 and a half to 6 feet tall.
STR	11
DEX	11
BRA	10
CON	10
CHR	9
POW	8
Special Abilities	None
Special Defences	None
Special Attacks	None
Humans are found all over the SSKiller world, they use all types of weapons and wear all types of clothing and armour. Saying: "Arn't there a lot of monsters about these days."

Kobolds these doglike creatures standing 3 to 4 feet tall, are mainly broken into two groups, Ice Kobolds and Normal Kobolds, there difference is mainly cosmetic and where they live.
STR	12
DEX	12
BRA	8
CON	8
CHR	8
POW	5
Special Abilities	None
Special Defences	None
Special Attacks	None
Ice Kobolds are Light to Dark blue in colour, Normal Kobolds are a light brown colour, they wear any type clothing they can get there hands on, and use mainly short weapons or spears, they live eather in the northen wastes, or anywhere else, they dislike hot climates, and live in cave complexes with other dog like creaturs, such as Dogs, Wolves or Wargs Saying: "Whuf, Cough, Cough, Whut yer doin in ere. Hairless."

Medusa these are basicly a human type body with snakes for hair.
STR	14
DEX	12
BRA	11
CON	8
CHR	12
POW	10
Special Abilities	None
Special Defences	None
Special Attacks	Some have Turn to Stone, some have poison snakes
these creatures tend to wear long flowing robes or if female small skimpy dresses, some medusa are so increadably ugly the mere sight of there face will turn the viewer to stone, some medusa have poison snakes, medusa live mainly in cities, as there the normal non dangerous ones, the nasty ones tend to live in ancient ruins, surrounding themselves with there victims. Saying: "Look at mheeeeee.."

Minataur these bull headed creatures stand between 6 and 7 feet tall, are quite strong and vaigly intelligent.
STR	15
DEX	10
BRA	6
CON	12
CHR	10
POW	7
Special Abilities	None
Special Defences	None
Special Attacks	Chrome Dome Hero Skill
Minataurs have found there place in modern society as bouncers and other muscle types, they tend to wear as little as they can get away with. in the wild they tend to live in warrens or mazes as they like the twisty turny tunnels, in combat they head butt there victims with there bulls horns. Saying: "Arrrf.. Moooooooooooow".

MudMen these creatures vary wildly in size from 2 to 7 feet tall, they are not technically made from mud, but some form of brown or grey flesh.
STR	8
DEX	18
BRA	6
CON	10
CHR	3
POW	3
Special Abilities	Mud Walking
Special Defences	None
Special Attacks	Throw Mud
MudMen live in or near large areas of mud, they can walk through under or over mud as if it was air, or solid ground depending on what they are trying to do, in combat they throw lumps of eather hard mud Row 6 or a sticky type of mud that on contact glues there target to the spot, unless a STR roll is successful, the STR roll may be made avery round till free. Saying: "Mud, Mud Glorious Mud.."

Ogre these creatures are large about 6 and a half foot tall and dumb.
STR	13
DEX	10
BRA	6
CON	12
CHR	10
POW	8
Special Abilities	None
Special Defences	None
Special Attacks	None
Ogres live with other races, usually orc's, goblins etc., they are natural bullies and will try to bully any other creature that is smaller or less stron that they are. in combat like all the other bully races they will try to get another to do there dirty work, but if they are pushed will fight to the death. Saying: "I'll smash yer, I'll bash yer, Ill crash yer!"

Orcs Orcs are like big green skinned men about 5 to 7 feet tall, with a protruding jaw, sharp crooked teeth and pointy ears. They tend not to like anything, or anyone, have a serious megalomania problem, and are none too pleasant. There lives are based around war, usually with the nearest thing to them
STR	14
DEX	8
BRA	6
CON	10
CHR	11
POW	8
Special Abilities	None
Special Defences	-1 Row Hide
Special Attacks	None
Orcs wear mainly dark colours, any armour they can lay there hands on and use mainly scimitars, clubs and cruel looking swords, they live eather in war tribes that wander around attacking things or in lairs that they return to after attacking something. Saying: "If it move Hit it, If it dun't move Hit it till it move!"

Pixies Pixies are about two feet tall, have small pointy ears and usually have wings. They spend a lot of time playing about if forests, and woods. The Pixies tend to live with other creatures of a similar type who act like them such as Elves.
STR	7
DEX	14
BRA	11
CON	8
CHR	11
POW	12
Special Abilities	Flight
Special Defences	Hiding in woodlands 16
Special Attacks	None
Pixies wear woodland colours, taken mainly from flowers, they live in trees, sleeping in there branches, they tend to use speacialy made weapons, mainly bows. Saying: "Ah, it is a fine summers day, lets go pick flowers."

Snivlings Snivlings are like dirty, unkempt children about 3 to 4 feet tall, akin to Halfoots, there skin is naturally dirty looking. They spend most of there time stealing, sleeping and doing as little as possible. They have a natural body odor problem, are quite unpleasant to be around and there noses seem to be constantly running.
STR	7
DEX	11
BRA	8
CON	14
CHR	10
POW	10
Special Abilities	None
Special Defences	Hiding in Towns & Cities 16
Special Attacks	None
Snivlings wear mainly dirty looking colours, live on rubbish heaps or other smelly places that no one will disturb them, use and clubbing, thrown or makeshift weapon they can lay there grubby little hands on and try not to get into fights unless they vastly outnumber there enemies. Saying: "Sniff."

Sprites sprites are very like pixies, in both appearence and manerisems, although sprites tend to be a solitary creature.
STR	7
DEX	16
BRA	12
CON	9
CHR	11
POW	12
Special Abilities	Flight
Special Defences	Hiding in woodlands 18
Special Attacks	None
Sprites wear bright reds, yellows or green colours, they live in trees or inside toadstools in combat they tend to throw daggers or use bows to try and kill there enemies, they do not like to be disterbed. Saying: "Who the Hell are you?"

Trolls There are many different types of Troll, ranging from the normal everyday Troll, through Swamp Trolls, to Stone and Mountain Trolls:- Normal Troll's stands about 7 feet tall if it could stand erect, about 6 feet tall because of the arch in there backs, there Stupid and thick witted, however they are strong. They live all over the place, have green Skin and Big noses. Swamp Troll's stand about 6 feet tall, arn't as stupid as there Normal Bretheren or as strong, make there homes in or around bodys of standing water or Swamps hence there name, have blue or green skin and Big noses. Stone Troll's stand about 7 feet tall, are slow but not stupid, are Strone, live out in the open, look like great badly carved rock statues, when they sleep they curl into a ball and look like a boulder. Mountain Troll's stand about 2,500 feet tall, are extreemly slow, may be stupid, no one has ever had the patience to talk to one. look for all intence and purposes like a mountain, they sleep for hundreds of years. when they wake they can cross continents in a night before falling asleep again. many an adventuring party have gone asleep on the side of a mountain in one place to wake the next morning somewhere else. contrary to popular belief, not all Trolls have diamonds for teeth. (they may have done when they where born but most are gone by the time they are adults.)
STR	16
DEX	8
BRA	6
CON	15
CHR	10
POW	10
Special Abilities	None
Special Defences	-2 Row Hide
Special Attacks	None
most Trolls live in communal groups, theres nothing more impressive than a group of Mountain Trolls walking over the planes, Impressive but Terminal. Trolls attack with any handy large blunt instrement, including rocks, stick and other races. Saying: "Ahh!, I'll just sit down..." Splatty, Crunch "...Oh! sorry mista,...mista?"

Wizards & Priests
Magic or Power using monsters can be made by taking an existing creature type and adding to it's power rating, for low level make the POW rating about 20 for mid level about 30 for high level about 40 and for very high level 60, remember as a GM you can always have the spells automaticlly succeed. also spell / power users will tend to have lower other stats.

Warriors and Fighters
for warrior types just up the STR or DEX if there archer types.